midget abortion
brain extraction
alien stepchild
messy's rampant head disease
well, it took a few tries, but that thing
came out of my
CUTE
INNOCENT
HEAD
WAY up there too . . . from my brain-goodness, where i believe it slumbered for centuries, making its way through my fabulous bloodlines.
BUT I GOT IT
I KILLED THE BEAST
BWAAAA HAAA HAA HAAAAAA
but no, really . . . i've been sicker than i have been in years. for about 2 weeks now. lots of green, solid things getting spit into the toilet, forgotten like many painless miscarriages.
woooopeeee !
i started drinking day-time cough medicine during work, guzzling it like a fresh can of lovin', and that sorta' turned out badly, so i'm not supposed to go to work all fuckered up on meds anymore. oops! sorry!
* sigh *
oh well . . .
i cannot shake this thang and the disease is spreading like the plague. heh heh heh . . . but despite the fact that i'm sick, people can't resist making out with me anyways - weeee! hooray for contamination ! !
duke macswoon has been helping me counteract the degeneration of my immune system with intense physical exercise. yeah . . . we're workin' on the theory that hard pound-fucking will bring immunity to my body like a punch in the face.
