yeah yeah yeah...

so i went to my dental appt. and left owing more than my rent and in complete oral anguish. why do these soldiers of torture exist?

i say we strap 'em down, shove lit m80s up all their nostrils & see what they have to say when we rape their wallets while they're unconscious and in blood-gushing agony!!

WOO HOOOOOOO

i've become so scarred from all this dental anguish that the mere SIGHT of a sailboat gives me the shakes. and if you don't know what the hell i'm talking about, don't worry too much about it -

it's not you, it's ME