do you wanna be on messy's e-mail list, which includes info about upcoming events, website updates and weekly radio announcements.?
yes
hell no
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what do you think of this site?
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sucks worse than your crack whore mother who smokes crack
and i saw her once with my crack-head dog that has a skin
disease and they were smoking crack ....oh....what?
kinda' sucks, but it's better than the smell of burning
fetal ass hair, lemme' tell ya...it just never
comes out of your clothes!
*shrug*
i like it, but dame edna is way cooler
holy dickchops!! my throbbing boner is the size of
satan's raging fist of agonizing, kung-foo fury!!
Ms. Stench should put this on her site...
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"next tattoo" contest
a chat room
a message board
directions to messy's house......for stalking purposes
more pics
what else?
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what should messy have to pierce next?
(results will be tallied next time messy wants a piercing [soon, folks, so cast those votes!] and the results will be published in the recent news! how's THAT for entertainment??
see what they'd look like-->
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A. upper lip, beauty-mark stylee!
B. tongue
C. septum - like the hogs on poppy's farm!!
D. the chin dimple...i think it's technically called a "labret"
E. the other eyebrow
are you willing to become part of the messy mafia?
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oui oui ( that means yes, dumbass )
hell no, i couldn't HANDLE the sexiness!
no really...
would you be interested in flyering, stickering and promoting the stench in your city? we're being serious for once, folks. cherish this moment, cuz' it WILL be fleeting.
have you listened to Craptabulous yet? go here --> if you dont' know what we're talking about.
if you HAVE, what do you think?
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it's stupid and immature, like my preteen redneck whore.
it wasnt' as good as richard simmons naked, but i'll cope.
i'm as indiferent as a $20 ho.
amusing. you made me crack a smile, you bitch!
holy christ! the humor that is Messy Stench made me projectile-poop in my fancy pantaloons!
if you care to, explain how you feel about Craptabulous, the radio show...
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who was your favorite radio guest so far?
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mr. boffo
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greasy tuckers
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curtis
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dr. broun suga'
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tyrone
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lazlo paniflex
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nico suave
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mimis polyglattus
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farm boy
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lappy labia
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leonad laid
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duke macswoon
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fuck
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the ass-raping ninja
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kumar
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eustachian
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kid entropy
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sarah pilkington
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gwar mattron
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dj shewolf
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the berzerker
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candyxXx
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jorge terrordactyl
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moira cue
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flux cap-ass-itor
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alex zander
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disco-bitch
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good lookin' guy club
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peaches
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capt. stretchmarks
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dookie
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princess izzy
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my robot friend
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prime duchess
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lloyd kaufman
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jen muse
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weasel walter
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dave navarro
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society 1
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why?
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why not?
do you listen to any other shows on radio satan 666 --> or kill radio -->?
yes
no
i have dickcheese for brains!
wanna' talk about your radiosatan666.com and/or killradio.org experience?
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pee off.
if the sun is setting behind beautiful clouds of purple and gold, you are sitting on a cliff
overlooking the blue carribbean with dolphins and whales dancing in the foamy waves, the
champagne glass a-sparkle with exquisite drink, and you are on your knees in front of Messy
and can say anything you want, what would it be? oh, and by the way, she's standing above you,
laughing at your pathetic state, holding a squirtgun shaped like a diseased midget cock, filled
with LSD to your temple...because this whole scene is shit and if this is your idea of a perfect
setting to talk to the one and only Messy Stench, you are just BEGGING to be fucked up.
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